Are You Serious, Spammer? (Part II)

While reviewing messages caught in the SpamTrap at work, this gem from a SEO operation in China fell out. Along with the rest of the message insisting we give them our credit card number so everyone could find our website, they provided the warning:

“If you fail to complete your domain name registration (for our) search engine optimization service by the expiration date, may result in the cancellation of this search engine optimization domain name notification proposal notice. ”

Doug and Dinsdale Piranha could not be reached for comment.